George Owell: Animal Farm
Reader Submission: Title by Tyler Snodgrass.
Thanks to writing prompts, I was inspired to dole out advice in alphabetical formation.

On April 21st, I will go to my very first mustache competition! I won’t be competing but I will be swooning with all the fabulously bearded and mustached men that will be attending.
If Holden Caulfield was alive today, “The Catcher in the Rye” would’ve taken the form of a long and angsty Tumblr page. I’d write a longer commentary on this idea, but I just spent way too long photoshopping that book cover.